Caffeinated Dad LLC

Software built after
bedtime

An independent software studio. We build focused apps that do one job well and stay out of your business — literally.

Apps, not data-collection schemes

Our first release is CryptoBeam — with more on the way.

CryptoBeam

A read-only crypto portfolio tracker for macOS and iOS. Connect your exchanges and wallets to see everything in one place — CryptoBeam never executes trades, moves funds, or holds custody of your assets.

In development

Built with a few hard rules

🔒 No servers, no snooping

Our apps run on your device. We don't operate servers that collect your data, because we'd rather not have it.

📵 No tracking, no ads

No analytics pipelines, no ad networks, no behavioral profiles. What you do in the app stays in the app.

🧢 Independent, on purpose

Small studio, no outside investors telling us to monetize your attention. We build what we'd want to use.

☕ Powered by caffeine

And the occasional dad joke. We take the software seriously. We don't take ourselves too seriously.

Questions, bugs, or just saying hi

Reach us directly — a real person (with a real cup of coffee) reads every message.